I couldn't think of a title

i had a description, but then i realized- noone gives a fuck of who i am or what i do and what i like so i guess it's just not your business.

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dickmark:

OKAY SO ALMOST 2 MONTHS AGO OUR ENGLISH TEACHER FORCED US TO ENTER A POETRY CONTEST AND I WAS ABOUT TO ENTER A POEM WHEN IT TRIED TO FORCE ME TO GIVE IT A TITLE SO IN A FIT OF RAGE I WROTE A NEW POEM COMPLAINING ABOUT THE TITLE REQUIREMENT

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AND TODAY I WENT TO CHECK MY EMAIL AND I??????

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YOU ARE LITERALLY PUBLISHING AN INSULT TO YOUR OWN RULES BUT OKAY I GUESS IF GETTING TALKED DOWN TO TURNS YOU ON SOMEHOW AND I GET PUBLISHED I’VE GOT NO COMPLAINTS HERE?

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yesplasticbag:

cuntinued:

Fun Fact: The average person would walk past a murderer about 36 times in their lifetime.

that’s not a fun fact

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imreallybad:

repeat after me: 

  • virginity is a social construct 
  • you don’t lose your virginity 
  • there’s nothing valuable or precious about virginity, it’s an imaginary concept 
  • virginity is inherently heterocentric 
  • your worth is not defined by whether or not you’ve had a dick inside you
  • what you define as sex is up to you, you get to decide how many people you’ve had sex with 
  • the end 

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nightmare-loki:

#best reaction to a zombie in the history of zombie movies

Oliver Sykes accepting the award for his band Bring Me The Horizon at the APMAS

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verysharpteeth:

batsonthebrain:

verysharpteeth:

His clothes say “I’ve been dragged to church by my family”. His body language says “I’m going to screw you against a barn wall”.

That’s kind of how he reads anyway sometimes. It’s that or ‘I’m an adorable hipster puppy but a rough fuck in a dingy alley isn’t beyond me at all.”

As one of my best friends says, “he looks like he knows what I look like in my underwear”

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c-roatoa-n:

majesticajeff:

thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon:

nerd-with-wings:

some eyes are red

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some eyes are blue

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crowley’s a demon

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and now you are, too

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some eyes are yellow

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some eyes are white

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open your eyes, dean

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it’s a new kind of life

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Some eyes are dark

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Some eyes are light

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He said ‘What happened to you being okay with this?’

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And i said ‘I lied.’

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Was that last one really nessassary

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